Unmentionables

So, this snow stuff is really messing with my routine.

I do NOT like it, let me tell you!

First of all, my last walk of any substance was 7 days ago.

Mom and Dad take me on these little walks but the snow 

hurts my feet.  I guess I need some shoes.

They only let me play frizbee for a little while and now that everything 

is covered in ice, I can't even do that.

My yard is a disaster, and that is the biggest problem.

Humans just don't understand.

Where am I supposed to go to the bathroom?

Where?

I am a pretty regular boy and I was almost 24 hours overdue 

by the time I finally, well, you know.

Imagine your comfy bathroom suddenly covered in 

6 inches of feathers and on top of that, 

a sheet of freezing cold plywood.

Not very pleasant.