So, this snow stuff is really messing with my routine.
I do NOT like it, let me tell you!
First of all, my last walk of any substance was 7 days ago.
Mom and Dad take me on these little walks but the snow
hurts my feet. I guess I need some shoes.
They only let me play frizbee for a little while and now that everything
is covered in ice, I can't even do that.
My yard is a disaster, and that is the biggest problem.
Humans just don't understand.
Where am I supposed to go to the bathroom?
I am a pretty regular boy and I was almost 24 hours overdue
by the time I finally, well, you know.